Acorn, there's no need to feel down
I said, Acorn, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Acorn,
you're the new one around
There's no need to be unhappy.
Acorn, there's a place you can go
Kansas City
is the place, don't you know
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
Refrain:
It's fun to read for the APCS
It's fun to read for the APCS
They have everything, for you all to enjoy
You can hang out with all the noise.
It's fun to read for the APCS
It's fun to read for the APCS
You can stay in hotels**
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Reader, don't be looking so sad.
I said, reader, the rubric isn't so bad.
Just use it, you don't have to agree,
You just have to be consistent
No one does it all by themselves
I said, reader, put your pride on the shelf
And just grade it, in the way that we said
Even if you're feeling brain dead.
Refrain...
Acorn (e-corn), I was once in your shoes,
Acorn (e-corn), I was out with the blues
I felt no one taught me how to grade code
I thought no one else could help me
That's when someone showed me the way
To sign up to read A P C S A
Then I got here where the fun never ends
And I left with lots of new friends
APCS
APCS
APCS!
* Previously: "I said, Clemson", "..., Trenton", "..., Cincy", "Kansas City", "I said, online"
** Previously: "stay in the dorm", "sleep in your bed", "...hotels"